| Seniors say the darnedest things ... |
| "I always love to see the kids come, although they can be a little rough. Everything I own is glued." Art Linkletter asked a nursing home resident, "Do you know who I am?" And she said, "No I don't, but if you go to the front desk, they can tell you." "Lately I've been thinking a lot about the hereafter. I'll go into a room and wonder, 'Now what am I here after?' " "You know, some people can have all the lights on and still be in the dark." "Of all the things I've lost, the thing I will miss the most is my mind." “I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.” “My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.” “I would be unstoppable, if only I could get started.” “You can cure a bad cough by taking a laxative because you’ll be too scared to cough.” “You need only two tools in life: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If something doesn’t move but should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move but does, use the Duct Tape.” “If there is no chocolate in heaven, I’m not going.” “Forget about the health food, I need all the preservatives I can get.” |
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| Long life experience develops us into this? |
| What does the Andy Rooney page say about life? Go to Kids say the darnedest things ... or go to Women say the darnest things or go to the Senility page ... |
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| “Most people don’t die with regrets over things they did; most regrets come from the things that we didn’t do. And there’s a right age for everything, so get OUT there!” “Growing old is not reserved for the elderly, and playing isn’t only for the young. The deal is that when you forget to dream, you begin to die. A lot of people are dying but don’t know it.” |