| RadioWCPR.com presents ... |
| Readings from the Office Wall |
| Visiting the offices and cubicles of corporate America, we noticed these memorable sayings on the wall. |
| Never try to teach a pig to sing. It sounds terrible and annoys the pig. |
| John Hancock never sold life insurance. |
| It's better to have loved and lost Than never to have lost at all. |
| Think! |
| Cubicles are like toilet stalls without toilets! |
| Quiet Please! |
| God's last name is not Dammit. |
| No, I don't wanna help a little kid! |
| Illegitimus Non Carborundum (Don't let the bastards wear you down) |
| You're child is on the Honor Roll but you're still an idiot |
| Leave Me Alone |
| Take a number! |
| We're sorry, but lack of planning on your part does not create an emergency on ours! |
| Sometimes the crowd is right. |
| The difference between a word and the right word is like the difference between light and lightening. ... Mark Twain |
| At least prisoners have toilets in their cells. |
| The average office worker has 66 pounds of muscle and 3.2 pounds of brain, which explains a lot of things. |
| Meetings? Who needs meetings? Whatever is easy for them and painful for you is your next step ... go for it! |
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| I'm Busy! |
| Caution Short Fuse! |
| Explode somewhere else! |
| Do not say, "Bye-Bye" |
| I'm the person your mother warned you about! |
| The Witch is in! |
| I'm sorry, we're closed. |
| This is the cubicle of "Rock & Roll" Photo not available |
| We need attention. Please call the police! |
| Thou shalt not whine! |
| Work: the curse of the drinking class |
| Would you please do some of my work while you wait? |