| Men say the darnedest things! |
| From the Cultural Guide Series ... |
| Guys are more complex than you might think. Here's proof. |
| "Leave me alone, I'm trying to drink a beer." "All I did was wash and wax it, but it even runs better." "Hon, somebody from Gyna College called and said Pabst Beer is okay." "I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian." "I was born naked, broke and hungry, and after that it got worse." "Hey, this is a wrong number! I dailed the one you gave me!!!" "The more people I meet, the more I like my dog." "Work is for people who don't know how to fish." "It's lonely at the top, but you probably eat better." "I married her when she was young and crazy, and now she's just plain crazy." "If there ain't no bounty on wymyn, there oughta be." "Bounty wouldn't do any good. One leaves and three more walk in just like her." Bob Hope, when asked where he wanted to be buried, replied, "Surprise me." Homer Simpson: "Well, get me some ketchup; I'm trying to eat a salad here." And how about: "Kids are our future, unless we stop them right now!" More from Homer Go to Women say the darnedest things ... |
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| This one will floor you, think about it ... "Don't know no Massa Lincoln, but Massa Lincoln done wrote out a paper that give me my freedom, an I don't know nothin 'bout neither." |