| Polish Sausage |
| "Excuse me. In what aisle would I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk looked at him and said, "Are you Polish?" Clearly offended, he said, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? “Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? “Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? “Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? “Would you? Would you?" The clerk said, "Well, actually, no!" "Exactly! If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" "Well, no, I probably wouldn't!" With growing indignation, he said, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish simply because I asked for Polish sausage?" To which the clerk said, "Because you're standing in Home Depot, that’s why." |
| From a Potter County staff member |
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