| Senility |
| Marge: “We’ve been friends for a long time haven’t we?” Fran: “Marge! We went to school together; we’ve been buddies for years!” Marge: “Yeah, I thought so. Well, don’t get mad at me, but I can’t remember your name. Would you please tell me what your name is?” Fran: “Hmm ...” Marge: “What? Why are you looking at me like that?” Fran: “Well, how soon do you need to know?” |
| Lord ... Grant me the senility to forget the people who never liked me, the good fortune to run into the those who did, and good eyesight to be able to tell the difference. |
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| Marge: “By the way, did you know you have a suppository in your ear?” Fran: “I'm so glad you pointed that out. Now I know where I might have misplaced my hearing aid.” |
| (Oh ... SERENITY! Serenity was the word!) |